Greetings,

It’s New Years Eve, be sure to go out and make merry with the masses.

Don’t be stupid though or you could end up like this guy, or worse.

Also remember… Don’t rush to go do the New Years make-out tradition, many will get a new years gift that keeps on giving, gross but treu (sic).

Off to drink plenty of pints with pilots.

Tips hat Tanzanian style,

P.S: If you aren’t going out tonight, be that private taxi guy.