A Terrorist On The Beach

Picture above says it all, some lady from Holland said I looked scary covered up, to which I quipped, really? Even scarier than those donned in burlap with metal spikes pertruding from their nose, mouth and ears? Really?

As a result I took down the facial part to reveal my moustache (sic). After that I figured I should get a photo so i put it back up, fwiw, I try and cover everything up. I am burnt to a crisip. FWIW with a little bit of ingenuity you can completely cover your face so not even a ray can get through with the multi-purpose “White T-Shirt”, it also doubles as a great sweat rag.

Egregious quantities of aloe vera seem to be doing the trick. I’m going deep sea fishing in 45 minutes so I need to cover up or I’ll surely die or something like that.

Today’s update is developping…

Stay tuned.