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A Simply Egregious Saturday

What’s up?

Last night could be best summed up as “egregious”.

During the day, I rented a bike that costs 20k vdn a day for 260K for the month, it’s mine, 247, sweet.

Worked out and found a new “food spot”. This lovely lady gave me local prices from the get go, I told her she just earned a month long loyal client, indeed she did. It’s near the gym, I will hit it up daily after the gym to get my “protein fix”.

In the spirit of “it’s healthy to get wasted on a Saturday”, that’s just what I did. I showed up at that trollop and troglodyte ridden backpacker bar I always go to and it was lame. I drank a few beers on the street and hit up “why not bar” which is just down the road. Part of the reason I like it here is that it’s very tranquil and almost no nightlife so it’s perfect to just relax and chill out.

Ran into that English lady who tipped me off about rooms and stuff, she was wasted and left shortly. Before she left she invited this fruity looking German dude to join us. I drove my bike with him and this obnoxious English lady to this other bar. I fulfilled a fantasy of driving a lady on the back of my bike sitting sideways, it’s not that hard, just make sure your first peddle counts to get momentum going.

Drank a few drinks at this other bar and ran into some Canadians, a Welsh dude and other Germans. Whenever I meet a Welsh person, we’re instantly friends, only like 3,000,000 of them, if that in the world.

After that I proceeded to the Beach Party, it’s like 5km away.

Get there and within seconds start dancing with this beautiful Polish lawyer. Beach Club is fun if you’re wasted, it was really fun last night. Went for a walk on the beach and I could say something, but I won’t, even though it’s @#4$ing hilarious.

It was an interesting evening with bizarre hot air balloons in the sky.

It’s now 8:30am and time for this gent to take a nap.

Tips hat,

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