Greetings fine citizens of the internet, It’s POURING in Phuket, Thailand. Absolute insanity really. I would say it’s “raining cats and dogs” but it’s more
Read MoreLadies, gentlemen, investors, imbeciles, travelers and troglodytes alike, I write this to you from a small internet cafe in Patong, Phuket, Thailand. I will recount
Read MoreJakarta at Night Greetings, Saying a formal “goodbye, hope to see you again” to Yogyakarta. I really liked it here and would love to come
Read MoreAlright, I just finished an arduous trek from Krabi Town, Thailand to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Ok, it wasn’t arduous at all, actually quite enjoyable. I
Read MoreI sit here, massaging my most magnificent moustache (sic) at 9:11am in Krabi town, Thailand. I sit here, eating the spiciest chicken ginger of my
Read MoreI sit here, with the sobering and sinking sensation that I’m getting sick. A few days ago it started, I fought it off with some
Read MoreSpent what has to be the laziest day of my life today. Maybe lazy isn’t the word or it’s exactly the word. I basically woke
Read MoreGreetings ladies and gentlemen of this here interweb, Did nothing today, got a massage then passed out in this “bohio” or whatever next to the
Read MoreSlept a ridiculous 15 hours last night, 7pm-10am and am “fully recharged”. Rented a motor bike and met up with some Canadian friends at the
Read MoreSince the last update, I went deep sea fishing and then had a night out. The night before last I slept an amazing 12 hours.
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