Bender in Berlin – Home of the Hipsters
Yo,
Not going to bore you with the train details, I will do some vanilla update on that another time. I did meet a cool lady from Switzerland, her son “Super Mario” and a chill guy from India. Tip of the hat, thanks for making that overnight a good time. Trip took 22 hours, walk in the park now. For some reason waiting at a red light going to work would cause me more stress then a trip like that.
What is a Hipster? (#4 is hilarious)
Berlin is sweet and a very cool city. I is definitely “home of the hipsters” though. I didn’t even know what a hipster was until coming here. It’s funny, hipsters are well, hip? What is hip though? I kinda see “hipsters” as glorified goths. They refuse all mainstream but then dress in the same clown outfits. I’ll take a pair of tight pants, green shoes, a faded fedora and some thick glasses oh wait and a gift card to American Apparel.. Oh, let us accessorize with some sweet bracelets, body mods and tat’s in all the right places. hahaha. Also, I’m not sure if these homofied hipsters are really “hip” or straight up gay. Either way, whatever.
The club scene here is great. Just walk down the street, anywhere, you’ll find a good time. I met my Czech lady friend here, she left for Croatia today. Also ran into a sick spin of hostel roulette. 3 cool brothers from Oklahoma, a quality mate from Australia and a lady from Brazil. We chilled as a group and it was a good group. A group you chill with and aren’t wondering what other lawns are like, if that makes sense. Good spin, thank you magic roulette wheel!
Missed my train to Zurich, if I didn’t have that eurail pass would have looked into flights to Berlin. As always, got too “into da web” and then realized 2 minutes before and hustled, pants almost falling off as they are stuffed with adapters and my death cough echoing through the graffiti halls of the Slovenian train station. I get there, no train… Turns out the train was 15 minutes late, sweet.
I thought I lost my Eurail pass today, had a mini aneurysm or heart attack or both? I will hate on that pass and praise that pass but once you lose it, Europe is NOT your oyster. Imagine paying every time you wanna go somewhere? Just get it out of the way and “ride the rails” in a most egregious fashion. I went from Budapest to Lake Bled to Berlin for FREE. Not free but just stepped into first class, stretched out and passed out. Recommended despite sometimes hating, I’m a fan.
I have grandiose plans for September but not sure what is gonna happen, tbh. That said, grandiose plans are meant to occur and those who claim “grandiose” is unrealistic often have never baked a sick deliciously decadent cake and eat it too, no they probably have not.
The Berlin wall is a good time. Apart from that I have not done any touristy stuff, we all know I basically loathe touristy stuff and I’m not into it. I try but I just can’t get into it, it’s not my bag baby as Austin would say. My father and I had a good joke about Ottawa on a weekday, there are double decker tour buses and we’re like “What are they showing them?” Probably statues and monuments that local people don’t notice, same around the world.
Was eating breakfast with this crew when a walking tour came by, for 0.234 seconds we were interested, also some friends almost got sucked into a 200 person pub crawl, again, didn’t happen. We found this sick club (ehh lots here) near a graffiti museum. The museum is cool, the club / bar / outside chill area has a great feel too it.
Tonight, I’m meeting a lady friend from Finance class, or was it organizational behavior? Who cares. She’s cool and we went to University together. She’s also an entrepreneur so I’m sure we will have stimulating conversation over sushi. I love sushi, had some for breakfast fyi.
Thinking about the direction of this blog, getting sick of adding photos and writing about daily doings in a really vague PG13, I think my mom reads this blog type manner. I have big plans but talk is cheap and therefor I’ll just shut up and show you or I won’t. In Asia I chilled places, now I’m always on the go, better things to do and the community here sucks. Lots of readers but you guys are like people I had in my classes growing up, nothing to add, boring. Are we living in the ‘death of opinions” era?
I’d link to some music but I can only find commercial crap. All the music I hear in clubs around the world are great but it’s DJ’s I’ve never heard of playing songs I could never remember in venues I wish I could revisit, such is life.
Finland should be fun.
The Swiss people I’ve met have all been great.
From my perspective and experience, Europe is full of “LIFE”.
Did laundry today, never been this long, OVERDUE.
Berlin can be cheap or expensive. Hostels are $$$$.
You can’t but you can drink on the street, tested it thoroughly.
Cough is manageable, thanks to those I descended from for being “core”.
Jagr and beer are cheap, get amongst it. Jagr is a great cough syrup.
Tips hat,
P.S: If you do not action anything when paypal limits your account for 45 days, it stops accepting payments. I was wondering why I wasn’t receiving any magical internet money. Had a talking to with them today, oh well stress kills not worth stressing over, now you know, yes? Luckily someone emailed me saying they were trying to pay or I’d still be scratching my head being like “did demand just die down”? On the topic of “demand” I sold my POT shares today, until Potash prices rise, no way a company with horrible fundamentals like POT should be trading where they are. Thanks to whomever bought my shares for a cool 15% gain. Enjoy them? hahah
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Haha, I shit you not, when I first signed up for OB I thought it was going to teach me how to be organized, you know, change my behaviour hahaha. Love the hipster description too, bang on. Side note – they’ve taken to accepting the term and now call each other hipsters
The opportunity of a lifetime to connect with millions that believe that there is more to life than feeding the beast and you spend it describing pub after pub and hostel after hostel. The site seems to be an excuse for you to run around the world and get drunk. Connect with us man. I log on every day looking for something deeper, but it’s always the same. You had the balls to step away, what is it that the world is offering and what are you receiving. Don’t be afraid to get a bit deeper with the insights – you wont bore us. Just stop with the fucking pub crawl and the latest girl you met that you never really talk about. Get out of your 20′s and give this site something deeper if you are capable – I know you are. Relate stock trading to the freedom you enjoy, if there is a relation. How does the mind set from one city, from one country relate to another and how does that relate to the mind set that you have? What is true freedom? The freedom to choose what you will wear, what you will say, what you will do at any fucking moment on any fuckig day. Are you getting that doing what you are doing? In this world of expectations, of paying dues, of contributing to the world order, how does it feel to break free and say that this is your life and you are not going to listen to anyone and not be bound by any of societies expectations? Be the fucking Thoreau of the 21st Century my friend. Put it out there.
Mark – Agreed, not sure what I learned in University besides networking on speed, it was worth it!
Alvari – Best comment, ever? Thanks, you are correct, sir.
Had no idea Berlin was so full of hipsters. I’ve been doing a bunch of work about Berlin for a freelancer, and I’m pretty much obsessed with going. I want your life.
In regards to Alvari’s comment: perhaps it has to do with where you’re at Rob? When in asia and surrounded by inexpensive places to stay and away from the corporate hullabaloo you see how much you can enjoy life without the social expectations of graduate, get a job, kids, marriage, etc. But once you get into europe the lifestyle changes. It’s not so different from what we’re used to, older buildings and different accents but similar entertainment endeavors.
LOL! I love that comment above “Just stop with the fucking pub crawl and the latest girl you met that you never really talk about.”
So yeah I agree either go all out and give us all the niddy griddy details of ur drunken hook ups or actually write about something deeper like what the smell of the flowers in the parks (you sleep in) remind you of, or that latest poetry reading you went to. Get on it.
P.S. I’m looking forward to another adventure Shirtless Jack styles.
F**k you hipsters! you and your damn tight jeans! We don’t want you in Berlin! find a damn job in your city!